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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:41

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

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“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”